Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
write a book together
Okay so Earl Sweatshirt and A Trak both tweeted about the new Taylor Swift video and because of A Trak’s twitter handle (it’s “flan emoji”) this happened in the Daily Mail??
Honestly i’m laughing so much that wasn’t even an attempt at fact checking
[makes my man sit still]
[smothers him with my tiddies]
[he dies happy]
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST