if you love me you will fucking reblog my selfie
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Anonymous said: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

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exceptioninq:

third degree burns // don’t delete
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apatheticghost:

Misogynists HATE her! Local woman is woman

(via misandry-mermaid)

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conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

(via bambinabunny)

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captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.
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incredbile:

when people hate on fall out boy what are u folie a deuxing

(Source: incredbile, via eileenonawall)

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