frightn:

when ur mom yells at u for something u didnt do

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averypottermormon:

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

write a book together

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callurn:

callurn:

Okay so Earl Sweatshirt and A Trak both tweeted about the new Taylor Swift video and because of A Trak’s twitter handle (it’s “flan emoji”) this happened in the Daily Mail??

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Honestly i’m laughing so much that wasn’t even an attempt at fact checking

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed
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vul-va:

[makes my man sit still]

[smothers him with my tiddies]

[kills him]

[he dies happy]

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nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
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ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

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