frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

(Source: growlithed, via infinity-on-highh)

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

WOW THIS IS MY LIFE

when people tell me my bra is showing I just pull my shirt down more

0 fucks given

(via lifeeawaits)

epic-humor:

stayyoungatheart15:

rybroskeez:

cockringtoss:

why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

I tried to keep scrolling. I really did…

see more

(via jayfcuksakes)

sstain:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian, via alatfoser)

behindherbeauty:

yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later

(Source: nosdrinker, via i-want-a-pet-elephant)