February 2011
I get really paranoid when people look through my...
sirblack:
They’re judging me…
I love listening to weird songs okay
January 2011
Apparently I've been scouted as a model. I'm...
and then I realize that
1) my mom would never let me do that.
and
2) they are probably basing my attractiveness off of my Facebook photos, which are due to my flattering camera and shitload of caked on makeup. FML.
Losing your parents while shopping
At 6 years old:
Now:
GOD DAMN I'M GETTING HORNY 10 YEAR OLD BOYS
colferism-:
I know how you feel.
Oh, if only I were an attractive 10 year old.
I literally have no reason to post this except for...
fuck yes,
tumblr: the final frontier: 1.29.11 →
aboardtheneterprise:
1. Rough start. Woke up feeling like someone wrenched a saw down my throat and thought it’d be fun to twist it around. Took two Advils, two plant extract immunostimulators, 1000mgs of Vitamin C, and about 4 zinc lozenges (yuck). 2. Rouch start @ CG practice… Kicked out of the North Gym,…
# fucking 1.
can someone please stop twisting the knife in my throat because...
My favorite song from Sweeney Todd
Johanna (:
If you lick, suck, or bite on my neck prepare to...
my best friend thinks he is so cool.
Jack: Hey! Can you talk? :)
Katie: Yup! I'm all good, bud.
Jack: Ok, just making sure.
Katie: Yee dawg.
Jack: Never say that ever again.
Dear Mr. Cullen →
jakecanner:
Dear Mr Cullen is a website where Twilight fans can submit letters to show how much Twilight has changed their life and how it brings joy and hope to millions across the world. We plan to turn this into a non-profit book because it is our duty as Twi-hards to show how much better Twilight is to Harry Potter.
http://dearmrcullen.tumblr.com/
oh god this is so fucking hilarious :D
...
on fridays
buhlyth3-:
everyone at school:
Me:
he’s got his porn face on.
f’yeah
I got 4 new followers over the course of a nap.
I must take more naps.
Tumblr is such a slutty whore.
evilbewarewehavewaffles:
b1r:
It goes around saying it’ll come back, leaves its lovers at random times, and after a short while stops working for you. And it never ever EVER makes any sandwiches. That bitch.
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET...
well-be-back-shortly:
mrsduckyfuzzles:
THIS.
