December 2011
Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
ryein:
who wants to take one for the team and kiss me tomorrow
i’ll buy you nachos or something
mirror-of-erised:
you know people really should go easier on david karp
i mean its not like he
banned links from asks
banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks
banned enter keys from asks
gave asks a word limit
limited the number of asks you can send an hour
TWICE
took away wrapped tags
gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked
has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
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lol fuck you tumblr
aint no way im uninstalling my missing e
suck my instant reblogging dick ♥
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
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so i’m kind of marching in the Rose Parade this year and idek if any of you guys are from Cali or if you’re gonna be watching, but yeah I’m holding the center “A” in “Arcadia” as in Arcadia High School as in #9 in the lineup of the parade as in you should all scream my fucking name and watch me on tv and shit
yeah
party hard
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
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slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
keishakips:
people who take obvious jokes seriously
I'm a whore.
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