March 2012
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February 2012
in class: oh yeah this shit is easy i got this
exercises: i still got this
homework: maybe i don't got this
test: what
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sickofyous:
hey i just met you and this is crazy
but here’s a condom so fuck me maybe
bigtuboflaird:
hoopdeloop:
tltty:
omg socal means southern california BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT MEANT REALLY CALIFORNIA
LIKE IT’S SO CALIFORNA
I thought this for the longest time dude
what about norcal
did you think that was supposed to be used in a sentence
“It was neither Texas norcal”
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1612th:
fun fact about rick santorum
one of his many children was born dead and he took this dead baby home to introduce it to the family
another fun fact about rick santorum
he views gay marriage as immoral, strange, and unacceptable
it all makes sense now
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I don't care what country you're from. If you're...
nyandrewcee:
NATIONAL. PANCAKE. DAY.
more like FREEDOM CAKES
katisboss:
justwatchthesunrise:
i just keep starting it over
this is why you don’t sun drop on the sink!!
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br3ndabear asked: IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE MgO BECAUSE CATIONS GO FIRST. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yah. I'm THAT kid >:D
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
attractive boy: hi im a pedophile
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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