“And when I see you in public I’ll stick my hand inside a bagful of things that I haven’t done since you left me and pull out a smile.”　

my body is so weird

like my torso is pretty skinny 

but my thighs are huge

and my butts nice 

but not nice enough

to make up for my fucking muscular arms & legs :c

WHY CAN’T I JUST HAVE TITS TO MAKE UP FOR IT

and now, a haiku about about all the guys that like me:

i honestly have the best parents in the world

like

I’ve been sad as fuck lately

so they let me miss school to stay home and rest

and then my dad took off work to take me out for sushi

♥ white parents :3

lol i’m overwhelming myself with shit to do over the summer so i can never be sad

• stretch my ears
• grow my hair
• get a mofucking job
• be awesome at color guard c:
• lol i will never work out

If you’re in High School and you still think it’s even the slightest bit funny to tease someone about their appearance, you are sincerely fucked up in every sense. It is NEVER ok to tell someone that you think they’re ugly or fat or not good enough, and you should be fucking old enough to know that by now, you disgusting sack of shit.

Honestly, how fucking pathetic are you that you need to say stuff like that to make yourself feel better? Keep your shitty opinion to yourself before I take it and shove it so far up your ass you’ll be vomiting until you shrivel up and die, you fucking cunt. I don’t even know enough insults to describe how much I hate you and how low I think you are. I genuinely hope you get hit by a car, but that it’s only going fast enough for it to be super fucking painful and make you look ugly as fuck. It’s only fair that the cover matches the inside, don’t you think? I want you to live listening to assholes like yourself judging you on your own shitty appearance. You are the biggest waste of a human life I’ve ever encountered, and that’s the worst thing I can think to say.